Heads up!

[multi_porpoise]

It's that time of year!

Mandatory flu shots for all employees and residents of the facility. I realize it's a little bit late in the season, but it's not easy modifying the vaccinations to the point where we have something that works reliably for all of you weirdos.

I need everyone to come by my lab within the next week for a shot when you have

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[themindwalker]

I'll be there!

[multi_porpoise]

Thanks, Ino!

[themindwalker]

How are you feeling?

[multi_porpoise]

Pretty well, considering. The bruises are all gone, now I just have a few cracked ribs to be careful with.

At least I can still work!

[social_spastic]

Your back!!!

And whyyyy do i have to have a shot, I never get cols and stuff :

[social_spastic]

colds*

[social_spastic]

>:*

[multi_porpoise]

Not yet, but you never know when some new biological agent might get through. Better safe than sorry. Besides, I put a lot of work into making this vaccine for you! You want me to just throw it out? D:

And yes, I'm back.

[ashestotheblind]

They warned you I need two shots, da? And for Akamaru as well?

[multi_porpoise]

I'll have to double check, but that sounds like what we had you down for.

(Akamaru, too)

[ashestotheblind]

Okay. We'll be by soon.

[multi_porpoise]

Thank you!

[backupevolution]

Well, okay, but I want a lollipop for good behaviour.

[multi_porpoise]

I'll get you one with the worm in it.

[backupevolution]

An agave worm? Because those are my very favourite kind of lollipops.

[multi_porpoise]

No, a tapeworm.

Of course it's an agave worm, what do you think I am?

[fuckthe4walls]

Ahhh, cunt. I fucking hate goddamned shots.

[multi_porpoise]

It'll be quick, and my hands are steady. You probably won't feel a thing.

[ooc: *koffkoff* That's what she said!]

[fuckthe4walls]

Still a shitfucking pain in the ass.

[multi_porpoise]

Can't wait to see you, too.