Mission 001 // [video]

[mulberryreiki]

[Hello, Adstringendum. Boy, have we got a present for you.]

[It starts off with an eardrum-bustingly loud wail, unleashed by a boy on camera with a big forehead, an angular face, a narrow, suspicious pair of gray eyes and a swath of carrot-orrange pompadour-style hair.]

GODDAMMIT URAMESHI! I FUCKIN' KILLED MYSELF FOR YOUR SORRY ASS AND THIS IS WHAT I

Comments

[ff_red_turk]

Stop yelling.

[mulberryreiki]

Oi, cut a guy some slack! I just got here! Dunno 'bout you but I was a little freaked!

[ff_red_turk]

And that warrants bursting our eardrums why?

[mulberryreiki]

I thought I was dead.

[asflkhaskdf what do you people not understand about gingers freaking the fuck out.]

[huntressrip]

I haf heard soldiers zhat are more creative zhan you in zhier swearing und zhere threats.

[mulberryreiki]

[Give him a moment to figure out the accent.]

Don't need to be creative to get the job done!

[HUFF.]

[huntressrip]

Perhaps not~. But it makes zhings more interesting ven you zhreaten to tear off limbs und use zheir livers for stew.

[mulberryreiki]

...I'm not that sick.

[Voice]

[suchatroll]

Jegus FUCK, are you trying to blast everyone deaf?! [Here have a very angry troll in reply to your loud crap.]

It isn't enough I get all of the mindless idiots piling in but now when I actually try to get something done something else comes along to sear my auricular sponge clots like the fester throes of the terrible gestilating gods of the furthest ring!

[There's a pause as the troll kicks something.]

Now then, what has been explained to you. I'm not rehashing anything that someone oelse got to say.

[Voice]

[mulberryreiki]

...what the hell did you just say?

[Kuwabara no speaky troll jargon.]

[Voice]

[suchatroll]

[Hang on, he's enraged.]

I said and I will only repeat myself once, stop shouting and sit down to get what we know about this place. Because this was all a bunch of scientists acting like idiots' fault and a bunch of spirits are punishing us every month because they're stuck here.

[Voice]

[mulberryreiki]

Err. The Animals, right? Someone said something about that...

[derpderp. Hope you have a lot of patience, Karkat.]

[video] this is like their d_m convo

[checkmychainyo]

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...You could stand to be quieter.

[video] LOL YES.

[mulberryreiki]

Yeah, 'cause it ain't like I've heard that yet.

[video] I am so excited for their CR.

[checkmychainyo]

[He frowns. Why he is he getting Leorio vibes?]

That isn't surprising.

[video] BEST.

[mulberryreiki]

[Because Kuwabara is YYH's Leorio, obvs.]

Look, I thought I was dead, okay?