Drabble: of Aiba and bulges...
Jun had learnt and seen many weird things in his life. That’s what you get when you’re bandmates with four other quirky men.
He learnt that a person can indeed went for day-dreaming marathons that could go for many hours straight. It’s also possible to utter not more than ten words per day. Even when you’re involved in a live recording.
Jun also discovered that if he didn’t know Nino like he actually did, it’s actually quite difficult to tell Nino’s exact age just by looking at his pictures. Damn that brat.
Sho taught him not to judge a person solely based on their outer appearance. Sho was the perfect example for that. He always had that calm, cool, manly look that he carried with pride. Never mind the constant fails in many other areas. Only the members knew of his so-called best-kept secret. Sho would never admit that he had “co-splaying as a maid” fetish. And no…Jun did not notice how pretty Sho looked as a maid. Nor did he had that cosplaying maid-Sho stored in his phone for his own perv..err…private viewing…Nope…Not at all.
Aiba…Aiba is the epitome of weirdness. Jun learnt not to lose sleep over thinking on how Aiba’s brain actually function.
But this… this was just too bizarre to ignore.
He blinked and rubbed his eyes many times to make sure that his eyes were not deceiving him.
“Masaki…what the hell is that???????????”
The said man looked up from looking at that “thing” and smiled when he saw Jun.
“What thing??” he asked innocently… too innocently for Jun’s taste.
“THAT thing!! That rounded looking thing that’s currently attached to your tummy!” uttered Jun, his tone getting higher with each word.
Aiba giggled, which only made Jun panic more.
“It’s my baby bulge. Nice, huh?” he answered with a wide grin plastered on his excited face.
“Your what??? Dude, I only saw you yesterday. And that tummy of yours is...was...as flat as your ass. Argh!! Don’t lift up your shirt. You’re going to give me nightmares!!”
Aiba laughed again. Irked Jun is always fun. He couldn’t help himself.
“Hey, you wanna touch it?? Come on… touch it!!”
He grabbed Jun’s head and put it on his “bulging” tummy. Jun snatched back his hand as if it was on fire.
“Holy crap!! That felt real!! I’m calling the doctor!!”
Aiba rolled out laughing on his bed.
Just as Jun was about to wrenched open the door, the door was suddenly opened from outside. The other guy was as shocked as Jun. Flicker of recognition appeared on his eyes after a while. But just as he was about to greet Jun, something caught his interest.
Oh shit! That idiot!!
The other guy burst out laughing at what he saw.
It’s too late. Jun couldn’t shield Aiba on time.
“Masa-kun, why are you wearing that prosthetic tummy?” he asked.
Prosthetic… tummy…
…
OWW!!
p/s: Can you imagine, Aiba with a pregnant tummy??? oh gosh...after 10 months of no writing, that's the image I have in my head..hahaha
He learnt that a person can indeed went for day-dreaming marathons that could go for many hours straight. It’s also possible to utter not more than ten words per day. Even when you’re involved in a live recording.
Jun also discovered that if he didn’t know Nino like he actually did, it’s actually quite difficult to tell Nino’s exact age just by looking at his pictures. Damn that brat.
Sho taught him not to judge a person solely based on their outer appearance. Sho was the perfect example for that. He always had that calm, cool, manly look that he carried with pride. Never mind the constant fails in many other areas. Only the members knew of his so-called best-kept secret. Sho would never admit that he had “co-splaying as a maid” fetish. And no…Jun did not notice how pretty Sho looked as a maid. Nor did he had that cosplaying maid-Sho stored in his phone for his own perv..err…private viewing…Nope…Not at all.
Aiba…Aiba is the epitome of weirdness. Jun learnt not to lose sleep over thinking on how Aiba’s brain actually function.
But this… this was just too bizarre to ignore.
He blinked and rubbed his eyes many times to make sure that his eyes were not deceiving him.
“Masaki…what the hell is that???????????”
The said man looked up from looking at that “thing” and smiled when he saw Jun.
“What thing??” he asked innocently… too innocently for Jun’s taste.
“THAT thing!! That rounded looking thing that’s currently attached to your tummy!” uttered Jun, his tone getting higher with each word.
Aiba giggled, which only made Jun panic more.
“It’s my baby bulge. Nice, huh?” he answered with a wide grin plastered on his excited face.
“Your what??? Dude, I only saw you yesterday. And that tummy of yours is...was...as flat as your ass. Argh!! Don’t lift up your shirt. You’re going to give me nightmares!!”
Aiba laughed again. Irked Jun is always fun. He couldn’t help himself.
“Hey, you wanna touch it?? Come on… touch it!!”
He grabbed Jun’s head and put it on his “bulging” tummy. Jun snatched back his hand as if it was on fire.
“Holy crap!! That felt real!! I’m calling the doctor!!”
Aiba rolled out laughing on his bed.
Just as Jun was about to wrenched open the door, the door was suddenly opened from outside. The other guy was as shocked as Jun. Flicker of recognition appeared on his eyes after a while. But just as he was about to greet Jun, something caught his interest.
Oh shit! That idiot!!
The other guy burst out laughing at what he saw.
It’s too late. Jun couldn’t shield Aiba on time.
“Masa-kun, why are you wearing that prosthetic tummy?” he asked.
Prosthetic… tummy…
…
OWW!!
p/s: Can you imagine, Aiba with a pregnant tummy??? oh gosh...after 10 months of no writing, that's the image I have in my head..hahaha