LJI S9.1, Jayus

[muchtooarrogant]

Most kids don't usually look forward to getting braces. The process is guaranteed to be painful, takes place in an over-reclined chair which probably wouldn't have been out of place at a party thrown by the Marquis de Sade, and inevitably involves multiple individuals sticking gloved fingers and metal instruments in your mouth. Even if you're

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[muchtooarrogant]

Preventing the inappropriate display of clavicles, one encounter at a time. *grin*

Thanks for reading and commenting.

Dan

[solstice_singer]

I loved this! A definite vote from me when the polls go up.

[muchtooarrogant]

Thank you, I'm very glad you enjoyed it! :)

Dan

[kickthehobbit]

I lost it at clavage. What can I say, I'm a sucker for good (bad?) puns. :3

[muchtooarrogant]

That's me, indulging in the "lowest form of humor!" *grin*

Thanks for reading and commenting.

Dan

[kickthehobbit]

puns are fantastic though. :3

[muchtooarrogant]

Well, for word geeks like us, sure. :)

Dan

[similiesslip]

You're a great dad. Parenting takes a sense of humor :) Thanks for sharing this story!

[muchtooarrogant]

Thank you! Being a great dad isn't hard when you have great kids and an excellent partner. :)

Dan

[kagomeshuko]

So, are you the one that added "clavage" to Urban Dictionary?

If French, though, a Wiki article translated tells me it is "The first direction is the establishment of the key to a vault or arch formed keystones, that is to say, cut stones shaped corners. The key is the ridge forming the keystone of the arch or arc."

[muchtooarrogant]

Urban Dictionary? LOL Nope, I didn't even think of that, but I will go look now to see what their version of the word looks like. I like the French one too.

Thanks for reading and commenting.

Dan