Author's Note: Written for
any, any, emoticons. Mild Muraki/Tsuzuki pre-slash, with crack and naughtiness.
Muraki: And how nice of you to pass by me on the other side of the street, Mister Tsuzuki.
Tsuzuki: o.o
Muraki: Do I render you speechless? I merely wish to say hello.
Tsuzuki: O.O
Muraki: Is that your way of staring at me without looking at me? I see you looking away from me.
Tsuzuki: >.<
Muraki: Do I make you wince? I merely wished to get your attention, and perhaps your attentions.
Tsuzuki: XOP
Muraki: Is that some sort of code?
Tsuzuki: no its stucking its tonge out at u
Muraki: I wouldn't mind if you did, as long as you were sticking your tongue into my mouth to caress the lining.
Tsuzuki: >:O#####
Muraki: Now what the devil is that supposed to mean?
Tsuzuki: vomiting
Tsuzuki: go away
Muraki: Hmmm, if you're going to be rude, perhaps I should leave you to your errands.
Tsuzuki: dont do me any favors