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[mtrickysizzle]

uggg i just chugged an entire medium sized peanut-butter milkshake down in like 2 secs....but it was good

my tummy hurts :(

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[twistas87]

do it a little faster and u just might get into guiness w.b.o.r.

and into sum other things as well! MUAHAHA

Shumuhottie the a$$a$$in

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[twistas87]

where else but cary, NC? guys couldnt be easier to get than a bag of chips.

=)

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[mtrickysizzle]

yeah but they are uglier than 99.9% of the earths pop.

we need to go somewhere else to pick up guys

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[twistas87]

according to my calculations, that .1% that is left over, seems to be enough to satisfy our needs. =) if you multiply the percentage by 10, then you divide 10 on the six billion which would leave you with about six million, then somewhere along the way you would get to the 100% of that .1% which would conclude to the number of guys we would be left with. which, if i may say, is a little more than 600. that i may say is a lot :) or just enough.

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[mtrickysizzle]

no, but you are assuming that the 6 billion whatever ppl live in cary

only thousands live here

so if you re-calculted it would only leave us with like 60

and that isnt nearly enough!!!

i need a 100 for myself atleast :)

so what are you planning to do for your guy supply?

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[twistas87]

ill get saad, he can make up for the missing 599 ;-)

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[mtrickysizzle]

whoa, he is that good eh?

lucky girl ;)

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[twistas87]

hehehe

*thats for us to know, and for us to never let anyone find out*
^^you know, safety purposes... saves us money on our knife supplies and such^^

*lucky* understatement of the year!!

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[mtrickysizzle]

yeah, well i guess i will just have to keep on hacking em up with out you :'(

i got one more job for us tho if u dont mind....
it involves crack (when does it not) and a few bad purchases i made down in cuba.....lets just say im not welcome below the border any more :\

sigh, i need to find me a love like that....

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[twistas87]

course i dont mind. we gotta keep them jobs rollin in ;-) half our money comes outta all that. but, there is something that puzzles me, how did you manage to get to cuba, i thought we were banned from all airlines for our incidents with the pilots 0=)

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[mtrickysizzle]

yeah, that was a problem for awhile, but then i figured a chartered flight would work....

but then i got us banned from all chartered flights...all private pilots have been warned about us 0:)

im sorry shumuhottie...but he was so cute! plus you know i cant resist a man in uniform ;)

besides, how is it my fault he ended up in that mexican prison?

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[twistas87]

yeah he's gotta watch out for all those fruity guys in that mexican prison ;)

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[mtrickysizzle]

and where are you writing from?

a mexican prison perhaps...i take it you know my pilot then ;)

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[twistas87]

yeah its getting a little weird in here :/ Me and my accomplice are getting quite worried and wondering when you are gonna send us the tools to get out here!

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[mtrickysizzle]

"tools" eh...i dont think they allow those kind of visits ;)

so you were that other guy on the plane then!?!

hey its been awhile right ;)

i didnt know they got you too

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[twistas87]

yea yea its not ur fault,

wasnt it u that was messing with the prison guards under the tuscan sun?!

...does this mean you've been messing with the janitors also??
(hint: men in uniform))

you know i cant resist an undressed man.
DO keep in mind, i do go both ways ;-)