This is true. The "hizo goddess of love" just now cut me up real bad. All I did was tell her she looked sexy and she was like "bitch, I'll cut you up!" and I was like "why?" and she was like "Cuz, that's what I do" and I was like "what?" and she was like "I cut people up" and I was like "why?" and she was like "cuz...I do" and then we talked about Freud for a little while before she was like "ok, now I gotta cut you up for real" and she did.
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you should try teaching a midget how to please a woman twice his size.
I mean, i am the hizo goddess of love..but one girl can only do so much
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making booty calls is the way to the top
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forgive the pun, but i find the big bucks come from the bottom and not the top anyway
and i think they got it wrong...two heads may be better than one, but i can think of something that its more profitable to have 2 of ;)
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Uh... Marisa, I think I am actually one of the best looking guys at this school.
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and dont diss the hizo...or she will cut you up without a second thought.
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Marisa's a badass. Kinda.
And picky about her CD collection. :-)
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