::twitch twitch blink::

[mssaskia]

A client today told us he has stress-induced eczema. I told him that's cool, I have psychosis-induced alopecia. He looked confused. "Every time I have a psychotic break, I lose some hair." Still blank, til Miss Mina started giggling. "Awww, you had me going!"

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I spy, with my little eye...

[bluknight]

I'd be watching you really closely to see how many psychotic breaks you have left. :P

[fitfool]

I know someone else who has stress-induced eczema. She has a very hard-to-get-along-with mother. As one doc friend described it to some other doc friends, "It's so hard being around her mother that her eczema flares!" and her audience all nodded sympathetically.