Because it'll probably be removed within the hour

[mssaskia]

I thought I'd repost my Denver Zoo review for Yelp here:

I realize that the zoo is a popular place to bring children and it's something nice to do with visiting family when you run out of things to talk about, but I don't think it's as wholesome a place as most people seem to think it is.

On a recent visit, I noticed that a lot of the animals who

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[grey_lensman]

...for the children!

Nobuddy ebber finks of the childrun

[mssaskia]

somebuddy should. Just cuz they're little and furry doesn't mean they don't feel yucky when a grownup says OooOOOK that special way

[elmnopo]

oh my. too cute!

even better

[mssaskia]

i think they left it up. i thought for sure they'd yank it

that just makes me want to do more Concerned Citizen reviews for other places

[oldvolvo]

Brilliant, as ever.
Gods, you need a book deal!
Place sounds like my high school.

I would be interested to see the obverse of this- a trip to a kindergarten... try feeding them steaks, or maybe kibble... bet you could get one to lick your hand...

Manni-pedi, err. monkey-pedi? ugg, nevermind... Going to go hit my head against brick until that Paul Simon song leaves my head....

Paul Simon song?

[mssaskia]

He sang a song about monkey pedicures?

Re: Paul Simon song?

[oldvolvo]

"It's all happening at the zoo"... May be solo, might go back to simon & Garfunkle.

[anonymous]

Well, zebras speak Swahili. Duh! They come here, they eat our food and take our family-entertainment jobs- totally freeloading & chuckling to themselves about how good they have it, sending money back home to finance Nollywood movies back home! They'll have the last laugh, I tell you-

kisses, Jules