Wilbur the Enforcer

[mssaskia]

I was leaving out the front gate tonight with a friend.  Banzai kept trying to rush the gate, which is always irritating.   Wilbur saw that we were trying to keep Banzai away from the gate and he decided to run interference.  Every time Banzai got close, Wilbur blocked him with his body and barked at him til he went another direction.  Banzai

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[syducingfate]

When I worked in a porn store, a nice couple came in to buy their first set of anal beads. I helped them pick out a pretty pink set and as they were leaving, I heard part of the man's voice wafting back through the door toward me "...gonna rip these out of you so hard..." ACK! Without thinking, I ran around the counter, out the door and yelled down the street: "WAIT! ANAL BEADS ARE NOT A RIP CHORD!!!!" Much to the horror of te couple, and joy of the men on the street in the Gayborhood that afternoon who seemed to love nothing better than giving anal advise at any time of day.

I have never been able to hear "anal beads" without snapping back to that moment in my head ever since. (Really, the look of horror on their faces as they turned back to me, followed by the look of horror at being decended upon by gay men from every angle... it was like a zombie movie.)