Comments | mssaskia: She's so MEAN

mssaskia

She's so MEAN

Dec 05, 2008 12:29

Ms Betty just gave someone "Mekka lekka hi mekka hi mekka hiney ho" as a safeword. He was a wussy girly man and she was happy to entertain herself at his expense. She said the look on his face was priceless when she gave him that ( Read more... )

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He was lucky. bluknight December 5 2008, 19:50:20 UTC

I'd probably end up with something like Просьба прекратить избиения меня, товарищ Любовница.

tlunquist December 5 2008, 19:52:21 UTC

I saw someone a week or two ago wearing a t-shirt that said "my safeword is OW."

I was amused.

ellienihon December 5 2008, 22:16:14 UTC

I was at a party and one person was wearing that shirt, while another person had a shirt that said, "Ouch is not a safeword". It was excellent.

::cough:: mssaskia December 5 2008, 23:16:40 UTC

I give noobs "ouch" as a safeword on a regular basis. 1) it amuses me and 2) it makes them have to think more about what they're saying. Sometimes going too deep the first few times is a bit of a shock to the system.

Safeword? Did I hear somebody say "safeword"? radarlove December 5 2008, 20:29:39 UTC

Did his face look like this?

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Re: Safeword? Did I hear somebody say "safeword"? mssaskia December 5 2008, 22:32:36 UTC

If she sees that, she'll make sure it does next time.

Re: Safeword? Did I hear somebody say "safeword"? bluknight December 5 2008, 22:48:58 UTC

In coloration, expression, or both?

Re: Safeword? Did I hear somebody say "safeword"? mssaskia December 5 2008, 23:14:11 UTC

She could achieve it all

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Did you say......? mssaskia December 5 2008, 23:15:20 UTC

I loved that part. I REALLY loved the automatic restraint system, though. WANT!

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Re: Did you say......? mssaskia December 8 2008, 05:45:28 UTC

Dude. I have something in my backyard that I think you'd love, and if you had a way of getting it, you could have it for free. I was told it was an autopsy table, but after getting an x-ray last week and taking a close look at the dungeon furniture in the clinic, I'm pretty sure that what I have is just an old x-ray table, but it's still cool as hell. It's been sitting in my back yard for about 5 years because it's too big to get down my stairs and it's up for grabs. Nobody's using it but the pigeons, and that's a tragic waste.

gomeza December 7 2008, 04:00:25 UTC

That cracked me up for at least a minute. Ms. Betty sounds like a cruel and hilarious women, we can't wait to meet her.

She's my kind of people mssaskia December 8 2008, 05:50:49 UTC

She's *very* earthy.

We had a 2hr session a couple of nights ago and we were just having a blast, doing fire play and ropes and caning and all kinds of stuff. We were laughing and the client (we've seen him several times) was contributing what he could around the gag he'd brought (he bit through one last time and offered to replace it).

When he was sitting on the floor at the end of the session, wrapped up in a blanket, he said, in a surprised tone, "I feel like I'm drunk!" Betty and I were all, "Duh! We've been there for the last two hours!" We were all pretty high on endorphins and made sure we kept him there for another half hour or so so he'd be steady enough to drive.

He also brought me a couple of CDs. One was a new Massive Attack, which was unlike their earlier stuff. The other was something I'd never heard before: Jim White's "Drill a Hole in that Substrate and Tell Me what You See". I'll have to listen to it a few more times to see if I like it. We were pretty distracted the first time around.