Writer's Block: Wardrobe Malfunction

[msretro]

Christmas the year my youngest daughter was born was a pretty chaotic holiday. There were easily 20 people at the Christmas eve present exchange party. And, my then two-year-old daughter Alex had just learned the wonders of opening presents, and was tearing open every gift that came near her, whether it was for her or someone else.

So, when I got

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[empressjad]

Do shoe malfunctions count?
I was having dinner with a rock band (who shall remain nameless, although they became *extremely* well-known)for whom I was designing stage costumes for their upcoming tour. It was winter, in Chicago and brutally cold, and stupid me, I was dressed as I normally did for costume client dinners/concerts in a short skirt and sky-high stilettos that buckled around the ankle.
As we crossed a very busy downtown street (during rush hour, no less) I somehow managed to get my heel caught in the grate that was conveniently placed in the middle of the street. Since the shoes buckled on, I couldn't just slip my foot out to free myself, and my skirt was too short to just bend over and unbuckle the damn thing without putting on a show for the multitudes of passing motorists...
Finally, one of the band boys noticed that I had fallen behind and came to my rescue, pulling the heel (which broke!!) out of the trap, and carrying me across the rest of the street... Seriously embarrassing.

[queenlyzard]

oh dear!!