a letter to the woman who passed me today ( Read more... )

spit is messy. it goes all over the place ( Read more... )

To Johnnys
Francisco & Valentine:
Tear that shit up, y'all.
We go'n be watching.
XOXO
ms. teresa t. bone

rhea, i'd forgotten how fantastic you are on stage. forgive me.
your choreography is just too advanced artistically to be stuck here in alabama. get the hell out of here, bitch!!! you rock. go to new york, or to vancouver, something, shit!

everyone who missed it:

::big ol' raspberry::
you missed out, big time. it was even short enough that i ( Read more... )

yes, i've done it, too.spring break 2002! yeah, motherfuckers! it was officially kicked off friday night with the eagle rocking my ass off -- yep, rocked right the fuck off. i'd like to give a special shout-out of thanks to kat, who helped me through a very difficult time in my life, what i like to call "the torn cuticle." thank you. from the ( Read more... )

"it's too hot to fuck."

HEY! what happened to winter?

i think i heard a kid say goddamn to his grandma today. as a matter of fact, i'm pretty sure i did. and i'm hoping that my ears weren't tricking me. that would just make my day. i'm going to go ahead an let it make my day.

it has recently been brought to my attention that grammar is no longer part of the curriculum in high school english. why? how the hell does a country like the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, all cocky and self-impressed, claim some sort of cultural superiority when its college students don't even know the difference between an infinitive and a ( Read more... )

i quit that fucking job like a motherfucker ( Read more... )

sacajaweeda has returned to the house o' 2 cent! no more unnecessary bickering between roommates A and B ( Read more... )

welly, welly, well ( Read more... )