twenty-second prediction | voice

[ms_marycontrary]

Caaaaaaain.

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.

I really, r-reallyyyyyy wanna pony. A pony I can ride aaaaaaaaall over the Sh-- Ceeh-- the City to show off an' ride an' race 'ith. Bu' I dun wanna ride shtupid-- stupid side saddle onnit. I kin ride a pony just like...just like any. Other. Man. Shtupid men and shtupid boys. I kin spread my legs and ride a

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[misterblackbird]

[What what whaaaaaaaat? City!!]

[misterblackbird]

Merry, I'm rather inclined to think you need a nap rather than a pony.

[ms_marycontrary]

[She was napping just now! But his voice wakes her up out of her doze, and she hiccups.]

Nn...pleeeeeeeease kin I have a pony? Wi' a cherry on top?

[misterblackbird]

After a nap, I think. You don't sound well, Merry. Are you sure you're all right?

[He knows exactly what she's gotten into, but he's going to try and do this politely...]

[prefers_chess]

I was unaware that disrobing was a primary component of equestrianism.

[ms_marycontrary]

Hic.

S'easy for you boys. You all wear pants, an' you can spread your legs s'far as they needa go. S'not easy for girls. For ladies.

[prefers_chess]

...

I would highly suggest staying off the Network today.

[ms_marycontrary]

A lil' late for that.

[voice]

[deathofdelilah]

[This is the sound of Jezebel LOLING FOREVER]

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[ms_marycontrary]

[Merry will make a half-hearted growl at her communicator before she gives up and goes back to being miserable. She will get her revengeeeee.]

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[deathofdelilah]

You know, I really would have expected you to be much older when you started to drunkenly discuss taking off your bloomers. When you sober up, ask your brother to explain what that means.

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[he_who_kills]

You want be eunuch?

[he_who_kills]

Children no drink!

[ms_marycontrary]

I didn't know it was alcohol, He-Who-Kills.