I need a sweet new job, please ( Read more... )

I have this little 1960s ceramic frog that sits on a bookcase in my room. It has bulging cutesy 1960s ceramic eyes (which, incidentally, are not both focused on precisely the same spot). And I know that no matter where I go for the rest of my life I'm going to have to take that silly little thing with me. If I take nothing else, I'm still going to ( Read more... )

Tonight: Spends copious amounts of time at the library. Start a paper on feminism rearing its ugly head in 18th century domestic novels ( Read more... )

My my. A little livejournal cattiness goes a long way ( Read more... )

Do you ever have one of those days where you think you'll probably die of some freak brain aneurism or simply spontaneously combust because fuck it's been a long day full of the most obscenely bizarre occurrences and hindrances and annoyances and all of your frustration and anxiety and worry has simply been replaced by (or reduced to)anger because ( Read more... )

Uck. Just can't shake this feeling of impending doom regarding the election and all. Shut up. I don't even want to talk about it.

I have also contracted the plague and am quite sure my lungs are liquifying and I will cough them up shortly.

Watching Supersize Me. Crazy, crazy.

The end.

Please familiarize yourselves with this map:

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3 accomplishments yesterday ( Read more... )

Dear Diane DiPrima,
Please eat me. Raw. It would be an honor to pass through your bowels.

Sincerely,
Michelle

I’m on the road ( Read more... )