The Onion

[ms_interpret]

The Onion has a Top Euphemisms for Menstruation. So, now I gotta ask, what others do you know? Here's my list:

On the rag
A visit from Aunt Flo
Surfing the crimson tide
The British invaded
That time of the month
The curse
Period
Monthlies
Moon time / moonblood

Comments

[mtl_mama]

I like the oh-so-subtle "bleeding from my vag".. ;P

[ms_interpret]

Ick. :)

[jennkitty]

*that* week
bleeding
"i don't enjoy being a girl"
tupperware party
proof that i'm not knocked up
bitch week
sailing the red sea

[ms_interpret]

"bitch week" reminds me of my favourite on that I forgot!

"Shark Week". I don't know how I forgot that one. :)

[jennkitty]

quasi-related, Discovery Channel is celebrating 20 years of Shark Week this year.

i love that. we have a friend who likes sharks, too. delightful.

[sunnydale47]

my friend (as in "I have my friend" or "my friend is here

[janetmiles]

Undergoing renovations

[ms_interpret]

Bwahahahaha! Changing the oil. :)

[sunnydale47]

Your gleeful laugh reminded me that I should have mentioned that this isn't something I think about at all, because I don't need to worry about it anymore! Bwahahahaha indeed!! =evil grin=

[ms_interpret]

There has to be some upside to aging in order to balance out all the other shit. :)

[watchewan]

I always tell Marc that I'm 'broken'. It's simple and lets him know he needs to stay away from me LOL

[ms_interpret]

Heh. Good one.