Christian "punk" and redneck "rap"

[ms_daisy_cutter]

First: Michele Bachmann, R-Fucking Loonyville Minn., will be the keynote speaker at next month's fundraiser for a fundie group that markets itself as "an anti-drug Christian punk rock band that organizes motivational student assemblies to bring Christ to public schools

Comments

[ms_daisy_cutter]

Oh, but they're punk, so they're supposed to be aggressive.

I haven't listened to their.... auditory output, so I have no idea what they sound like, but given the worldview of the original punks, I think we can easily label YCRBYCH as less punk than Avril Lavigne.

What'd LJ do with my comment, dammit?

[ms_daisy_cutter]

Retyping and then some:

Oh, but they're "punk," so they're supposed to be aggressive. Maybe each school gig ought to include a mosh pit in which students are bodyslammed and bones broken until they accept Christ.

Not having ever heard their...auditory output, I have no idea what they sound like. But, given the worldview of the original punks, I think it's safe to say that YCRBYCH is even less punk than Avril Lavigne.

Re: What'd LJ do with my comment, dammit?

[atomicat]

"I think it's safe to say that YCRBYCH is even less punk than Avril Lavigne."

Aaaahahahhahaaa! Oh shit, damn! Still lol'ing here, gimme a minute. Ok, damn you for tossing out a comparison I um, just don't think I can top. Actually I am kinda curious as to what they sound like.

I wonder if they cover The Meatmen. "Camel-Jockeys Suck" and "Lesbian Death Dirge" come to mind.

[fizzyland]

I honestly hate that fucking bitch. And the dumbshits who keep putting her in office.

[flewellyn]

Michele Bachmann, R-Fucking Loonyville Minn.

You had it right the first time. Those of us in the rest of Minnesota have no idea how she keeps getting elected...until we see the horribly gerrymandered district lines.

[ms_daisy_cutter]

Yeah, I've read descriptions of her "district." Sounds like it needs to be cleansed with fire. (ONOEZ, VIOLENCE RHETORIC!!)

[flewellyn]

It needs to be redrawn into a regular shape. Right now it's deliberately shaped to catch only the wealthy, conservative areas of the state, carefully steering around more progressive or more middle- or working-class areas that may be right next to a wealthy community. It's not quite as starkly gerrymandered as some of the Texas districts, but still pretty bad.

[kankurette]

Otto's covering for the fact that he secretly desires a big beefy black man to stick his huge black peen in his arse.

[pull_my_daisyyy]

Haha, I would have said Mississippi.