Live Journal keeps trying to show me adverts for cheap breast enlargements .
Surely a G cup is enough for any reasonable person?

I blame all these people on my L J list who keep talking about melons ...(stares hard in the direction of Planet Clanger).

We're home.

Fur balls are rampant -we have had all three trying to sit on us at once.

Some of the roof is on.

I like home.

Just a few days of honeymoon left and it's time to go home and find out if we have a roof again and whether the three little fur balls of doom have left anything alive in the back garden ( Read more... )

We're now halfway through our belated honeymoon and are broiling gently in the hills over Budapest ( Read more... )

And here is the proof :

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8339647.stm

I've just finished reading "Cruel World" by Lynn Nicholas, an account of the treatment of children in the second world war and it's aftermath ( Read more... )

Now that I've begun to get over the shame of being a citizen of illegal oil war Britain, it's time for me to start to wince about being Jewish after someone thought it was a bright idea to make a commando raid on an aid convoy in international waters while 3 German MPs and a former Nobel prize winner were on board ( Read more... )

Roger and our three fur balls are looking forward to a blissful Saturday evening watching the Eurovision song contest, preceded 9in Roger's case, the cats aren't Camra members) by a farewell tour to the beer festival ( Read more... )

I'm probably a horrible person but I can't help finding it funny that a certain leftier than thou friend and No2ID activist has Con-Dem to thank for scrapping the ID cards project and the extra runway at Heathrow.

Panda's matted tangled coat was so bad that we gave up and drove 18 miles to find a cat groomer ( Read more... )