Q: You know what pisses me off?
A: A lot of things.

Q: You know what is pissing me off right now?
A: Paternalism.

(also lots of other things, but right now those guys throwing around footballs and yelling, my asshole he-man brother, and men who grab my breasts in the street get a special mention.)

FUUUUUUUUUCK.

Hey, good news guys. My worries are over.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/20060517/ts_usatoday/collegegradsbackindemand

My mother pointed out this evening that amoebas reproduce by splitting, not sex. Which is good because it means no illicit sexual activity is taking place within my intestines, which means I remain pure in the eyes of Jesus. Just as long as I get a hold on illicit sexual activity outside of my intestines, I'm good as gold ( Read more... )

Friends, this is the kind of news that live journal updates were made for ( Read more... )

ohmygod. I am like IN the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, like, right now ( Read more... )

Hey. Guess what ( Read more... )

At what age does ones life cease to be reminiscent of an ani difranco song ( Read more... )

Ok, no. Really. I QUIT.

HEAR ME?

Homesick=this video http://www.slc.edu/index.php?pageID=1442#livingRead more... )

also- cryptic and self referential:

Holy holy holy holy what what what what what?
But in a good way.