Supernatural Episode: How To Win Friends And Influence Monsters Fangirlishness…
First, please note that I lovingly stole the term Wonderbeard from bending_sickle.
Chet… I miss you *Sniffle*
Crowley and the Wonderbeard = Utter Magnificence
I want to start by saying, the beginning of this episode illustrates the very reason that I NEVER sleep while listening to ocean sounds!
Ever since Faith, I am very leery of letting Dean mess with anything electrical… Especially, now that there isn’t an angel waiting to put him back together - ONLY AN ANGEL CAN LOVE YOU FOREVER!
I just want to hold Dean and tell it will all be okay. We will get Cas back.
“I thought that was just local tall tale crap.” DON’T TEASE ME WITH A GABRIEL REFERENCE! I am far too fragile this season.
I think that the Big Gerson’s poster was the scariest thing that has ever appeared on Show!
Ranger Rick is kind of hilarious!
BOBBY, NO! My loss is too fresh, you cannot LARP as Cas. I let Becky slide last week, because I was afraid the writers would kill her.
“Hey Douchewad!” I think I’ve called Dean that for about three weeks straight!
Big Bird, Ken Doll, and Creepy Uncle… I Can’t… I’m Laughing Too Hard!
The word “TURDUCKEN” makes me giggle uncontrollably!
Oh look, they remade Wendigo with Bobby. I hope Dean remembered his peanut M&Ms.
“I guess I forgot, before you were a hunter, you were actually a hunter.” Wow, that is some rocking dialogue. Clever!Writers are clever! *Shifty Eyes*
In my opinion, Bambi is so very disturbing. Disney hates mothers!
Bobby is so BAMF with a rifle!
Why is it always Dean that gets the ghost sickness, fatal illness, or cursed sandwich? I know Sam had the psychic/demon’s blood thing, but it seems a bit one-sided. Wait, I was forgetting the Sam ALWAYS gets the magical STDs. Never mind, they’re equal.
The family that autopsies together stays together - Yuck!
I love that even Bobby was bothered by the cat’s head! *Hugs* I hate it when they hurt sweet little animals.
Dean has posed a great philosophical question - Do rats shake their ass or is it something else? It’s a question for the ages.
I adore Dean defending the sandwich’s honor! *Giggles*
Dean, I want to hug you so much. I know we’ve had our differences, but now… Now, we need to start the healing. Holds Dean And Sobs*
“Ever since my head broke… And we lost Cas.” Sam Winchester, I LOVE YOU! *Holds Sam And Sobs*
I agree with Sam. Seeing Lucifer is fine with me too - Especially snarky Lucifer!
THERE WAS A GLITCH IN THE PICTURE AND FOR JUST A MOMENT, DEAN WAS SURROUNDED IN GLORIOUS RAINBOWS AND ALL WAS AS IT SHOULD BE…at least it was after I used my imagination to bring Cas and many others back. THEN EVERYTHING WAS ALL UST, EYESEX, GLITTER, HEARTS, AND UNICORNS!
The waiter was guilty of not having enough flair! Seriously, just grab a few more pieces.
“You die before me and I’ll kill you.” *Holds Bobby And Sobs*
Dick, I think you stole your party line from Bishop - “You’re a shark. Be a Shark.” Plus, you’re basically a Patrick Bateman rip-off - Seriously, I am expecting Dick to tell us all about Huey Lewis and the News.
“REMEMBER WHEN CROWLEY KEPT GOING ON ABOUT HATING DICK? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE GLARING OBTRUSIVE HOMOEROTIC OVERTONES FOUND EVERYWHERE THIS SEASON, BUT APPARENTLY IT WAS RELEVANT TO THE PLOT. WHO KNEW?”
The thing with the bib is just odd.
Do Sam and Dean not remember the fact that they have killed Leviathan before? Because I remember Slash Fiction and what happened in the Police Station - WTF?
What if there is a Leviathan in Bobby, but its staying buried until the opportune moment? I mean, he has spent more time alone with them then anybody. Even Cas didn’t seem to notice the times they took over - Unless he was waking up in a sea of bodies *Shrugs* I just think it could be an interesting twist.
Is the fact that the Leviathans can be hurt by cleaning products supposed to be a giant tongue-in-cheek reference to “CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS?” I bet the writers spend hours giggling at how clever they think they are *Shakes Head*
ARE YOU FRAKKING KIDDING ME?!?! YOU DO NOT END WITH POSSIBLY DEAD BOBBY AGAIN!?!?! THE HAT *Weeps*
THEORIES/IDEAS/WISHES Or More Accurately Titled Random Run-On Sentences Of Hope That Will Most Likely Be Spectacularly Dashed To Bits, But I Cling To With Every Fiber Of My Being: (I am spoiler free, so this is just my random ideas)
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Bobby felt the van speeding away and then nothing. He opened his eyes and saw murky blackness surrounding him. His lungs expanded with the icy air and he quickly checked that all the important parts were still attached. Luckily, they were.
A calm voice cut through the silence, “You aren’t dead.”
Bobby turned to see Cas, “I… You… Where…”
“This is the ether. We aren’t really anywhere. Not Hell and certainly not Heaven.”
“Okay, so why are we on the Isle of Misfit Toys?”
“I’m here, because no side wants me. In Heaven, I’m a traitor and Hell…Well, let’s just say that I burned that bridge. You’re here, because I need to give you a message.”
“Goodie. Next time, just haunt some refrigerator magnets and spell it out.”
Cas laughed, “I’ll keep that in mind.” He paused, “You need to know the key to stopping the Leviathans is in my trenchcoat. It’s a ritual that will summon Heaven’s greatest weapon.”
“So, we’ve had everything we needed to stop those SOBs all along!? Great. No, I’m thrilled at this ridiculous, but inevitable turn of events.”
“I would have told you sooner, but I’m powerless.”
“Nah, I get it. I just wish that once in awhile we could rack up enough karma points to catch a break.” Bobby felt a shock and for a second he heard people all around him.
He flickered back into the nothingness and saw Cas looking at him with a sad smile, “It’s time for you to go back. Good luck… And Bobby, tell Dean that I understand why he did what he did and I’m sorrier than he’ll ever know. I just wish…”
Bobby’s eyes snapped open. He tried to sit up, but hands gently, yet efficiently pushed him back down on the gurney, “Mr. Singer, your body has experienced a severe trauma and we need you to rest.”
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What if, Crowley has made arrangements with various types of monsters, big bads, and so on? I know that originally, he would not have deigned to work with them, but now it would be a giant “frak you” to the Leviathans.
I am picturing the Boys, Bobby, Crowley, the Wonderbeard, and a horde of every kind of beastie that ever went bump in the night banding together and exterminating the Leviathans.
Of course, then they realize the job is done and have a free-for-all going at each other. Just like old times - What can I say, I’m sentimental!?!
The skies burst forth with a white light and as the glow fades, we see that all of the Monsters of the Week have disappeared. Dean will look around frantically, still expecting a fight at any moment. He will jump and whirl around as he hears a slow clap emanating from behind them. Gabriel will grin and say, “Bravo Boys. Really stellar work there! Didn’t think you still had it in you.”
Cas will step forward and have a brief yet searing moment of UST with Crowley, because that is how they roll. He will then turn and march straight over to Bobby and the Boys. He will stare unabashedly at Dean and say, “My Father wants me to extent you an invitation to take your rewards now. You can all go home to Heaven, a Heaven that you can freely design or you can stay. The choice is yours.”
Dean will grab Cas in a fierce hug, “Nah, we still got loads of ass to kick before we hang it up.” With an arm still around Cas’ shoulder, Dean will lead the angel to the Impala.
Crowley will grab Bobby by the wrist and place a key in his palm. At the hunter’s questioning gaze, Crowley will tell Bobby that he had the Singer Salvage Yard restored to its original glory. “Of course, I also had my office moved into the basement.” Crowley will shrug, “Let’s face it Robert, long-distance relationships never work.” He will wink and the Wonderbeard will render Bobby unable to resist him.
Gabriel will saunter over to Sam and say, “How do you feel about making a little UST of our own? You, Me, a great bottle of wine, and series three of Merlin.”
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