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[mrs_maglor]

*emerges from the cupboard*

*is large and pregnant and crabby*

*grumbles profusely, waddling about the kitchen*

Edit: Uhm... a healer would be good right about NOW...

EDIT DEUX! !!!!: Uhm... our healer kind of vanished so is there another one about?

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[kurufinwe]

Okay. Time's up. Give birth already.

[kurufinwe]

*looks*

Don't do anything that might require me to carry you, okay?

[mrs_maglor]

Oh THANK you for your COMPASSION and CONCERN.

*pouts harder, getting more tempermental*

[kurufinwe]

I have plenty of compassion and concern. For my back.

[mrs_maglor]

OH! SO I'M BRINGING YOUR CHILD INTO THE WORLD AND ALL YOU CAN WORRY ABOUT IS YOUR BACK?!?!

WANNA KNOW HOW MY BACK FEELS? HUH?! DO YOU?!?!?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE CARRYING THIS EXTRA WEIGHT AROUND AND HAVING IT FUCK UP YOUR SPINE?!??!?!?!?!?!?

[kurufinwe]

Not especially.

Any contractions yet? >:)

[mrs_maglor]

NO! NOW YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSE- AAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!

*grimaces*

Okay, you bastard. That was a contraction.

*grabs your shirt collar and hisses*

NOW. GET. ME. UPSTAIRS.

AAAAARRRGH! FUCK!!!!That hurts!! >:|

[kurufinwe]

:D:D:D

*supports you*

[mrs_maglor]

Bastard.

[kurufinwe]

*grins*

Well the curry wasn't working.

[mrs_maglor]

How do you know it didn't need a while to kick in?

OwowowowowowOW...

*manages to get to bed*

Oh. Typical. NOW that I'm lying down the fucking contraction dies down.

[kurufinwe]

Eh. So I'm impatient.

What do you wanna bet there'll be another one eventually? ;)

[mrs_maglor]

I don't know... could be a false alarm... >:)

[kurufinwe]

Spoil-sport. :P

[mrs_maglor]

*raises an eyebrow*

You do realise that this part of bringing a new life into the world is not a fun experience?

[kurufinwe]

So it'd be nice to have it over with, right?