Maybe life just loves you sooooo much, and it really wants to have sexual intercourse with you because of it's strong feelings. However, life is a man, and not a woman (note why life is forceful and afraid of asking for directions), so the only place that it can do this magical thing is in your anus. Though you may not like it at the moment, just think of how special this thing is.
in other words... look at the bright side, buddy. Life may be shitty, but as lnog as the shit hasn't hit the fan yet (note: death) then ... uhm... er... *insert interesting thoughtful remark here*
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Maybe life just loves you sooooo much, and it really wants to have sexual intercourse with you because of it's strong feelings. However, life is a man, and not a woman (note why life is forceful and afraid of asking for directions), so the only place that it can do this magical thing is in your anus. Though you may not like it at the moment, just think of how special this thing is.
in other words... look at the bright side, buddy. Life may be shitty, but as lnog as the shit hasn't hit the fan yet (note: death) then ... uhm... er... *insert interesting thoughtful remark here*
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