Not Dead!

[mrmongoose]

It's Okay, people. I'm not dead! There was no tragic s'mores-making accident (although, for the record, that is how I'd like to go). I also can't claim to have been particularly busy... I've just been neglecting my LJ duties. Sorry about that!

...did I miss anything?

Comments

[fallenfromgrace]

How do we know you're not lying and this isn't a zombie posting right now in the attempts to locate live prey to feed your intense hunger for BRAAAIINZZZ??

YOU CAN'T JUST DISAPPEAR AND REAPPEAR WITHOUT PROVING YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ABDUCTED AND ANALLY PROBED OR TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE. WE'VE ALL BEEN FOOLED BEFORE.

[silverjazz]

This is an excellent point.

[mrmongoose]

It is my policy to neither confirm nor deny any rumors pertaining to my anus.

I've found it saves both myself and the public-at-large a lot of grief! ;)