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so its my birthday and thats great and all. going to breakfast with my sister in a couple hours, then to lunch with my mom, dinner with the embreys then the party tonight. should be good times, hope to see u guys there and whatnot. half of all of this is distraction so i appreciate u guys coming and hanging out, even without a beer pong table ( Read more... )

finished my exams. had to piss so badly while i was taking my math exam. the proctor was watching me and commented on the fact that i couldnt sit still. then why didnt u let me go to the bathroom u fuck? asshole. i didnt finish but passed it so its whatever ( Read more... )

Today we salute you stressed out college student during exam week. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on starbucks and aderol, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary ( Read more... )

so i stole a few stops signs tonight with bri. got one over by mac grill and it was both a stop sign and a do not enter sign. so that was cool. brought it to my house and went out for another one that was down by bris house. the sign had been stood up, bri checked it and it was loose so we put it in my car ( Read more... )

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