For all those men who say,
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."

Here's an update for you.....
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize its not worth buying an entire
Pig,....
Just to get a little sausage.

Its so funny.... that I had to jack if from Sean!

I know haven't updated in a while. So here it goes... Man it feels weired posting my life on the web. I hardly ever have time to update this and when I do, I have nothing to write about ( Read more... )

This week has been allright. I need to focus on school more. Thursday Ludmilla, Jade, Courtney, and I went to Fry's Ludmilla's crazy driving. She tailgated someone just because they cut her off. Typical Asian! Then when we got to Fry's her Motherboard Combo ran out. She wanted the P4 2.8. But they ran out. Alvin's 256 DDR 2700 was too expensive so ( Read more... )

I just got home from lab. Damn CalTech has a lot nerds. But I don't mind going there. I love my lab. Everyone in my lab is super nice. Maybe because I am like the 3rd Sri Lankan there. It feels weired working with my own people because I have never done that before ( Read more... )

[bold what applies] typical asians ~

1.Your mother has a short-haired, curly perm or dyed
2. Your dad is some sort of engineer.
3. Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15.
4. You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing.
5. You have a 40 lb. bag of ( Read more... )

This is what I have done so far on my Spring Break:

Friday: Academic Peprally / JSHS
Saturday: JSHS
Sunday: MESA Day @ USC
Monday: Work
Tuesday: Leo Meeting / Social with Key
Wednesday: Went to Doc.
Thursday: Dinner with FBLA
Friday: Stayed home. Ran some arrons.
Saturday: 6 Flags with Sonia, Jenny, and Ken
Sunday: Studying, Finish all HW.

Just got home from freakin senior council TV tapeing. It was raining hardcore on our way over there. We couldn't see the road at all. I tried to make a U turn on 4th street and my car did a 360. The road was flooded. Finally got there with Ling, David, Ken, and Anna. Sean, Hien, William, Shamin, and Kelly met up over there. They were stuck in ( Read more... )

Man today was boooring. i was supposto be at the Beach with da ladiez. But then i had to take my mom to da Doc. She is allright she just wanted a check up or something. So got up in the morning took her to da Doc. Got back home was bored. Attempted to hook up the Stereo system in my sister's Bimmer. i got the stereo running but cannot get the ( Read more... )

I got up in the morning and filled out all the papers to register the porsche. I was at the DMV for freakin 2 hours. Then the breakin lady tells me I need a Bill of Sale. I was like WTF??? But there was alot of good lookin asian girls getting their driver's licenses. So I was entertained by them. Then went to Key vs. Leo football game. We lost 5/6 ( Read more... )

I stayed home in the morning since the 6 flags trip was canceled. I was really looking forward in going. but o'wells, I was bored so I went to work. Freakin 45 minute drive. played ball with my co-workers. Damn I suck!!!! I am not a baller. Went to debate bbq. Freakin no one was there. So, I left and my car broke down. It took forever for the tow ( Read more... )