My baby the job she wanted as an image analyst for the National Imagery and Mapping Agency (NIMA ( Read more... )

So much going on right now I don't know what to do. Too much excitement; too much opportunity; too much fear; too much ending too soon.

I'm at the closing scene of the first act in the three act play of life, all the rules have been set to be broken over the next thirty years.

The future has never looked so bright and foggy at the same time.

What do you do when you have an irreconcilable difference of opinion over the divine with a person that you love?

Sulk, and not get any work done. That's what you do.

Fuck.

I knew it was coming, but i had hoped that people had better taste.

Over the last couple days I've been flooded with junk mail for "Iraq playing cards."

On the bright side at least the number of emails for penis/breast enlargement have significantly declined.

Applied to so far, too lazy to link.

Feasible:

Executive Assistant with the Eisenhower Institute, a foreign policy think-tank.

Reach:

Any national security position with SAIC, a contractor/consultant with the government.

Unlikely:

Analyst position with the National Security Agency.

Any national security position with Booz Allen Hamilton.

I got my first piece of scammer spam pasted below. I'd like to play a little with the email. In the reply section of the post I'm going to write a sentence. I'd like each of you to write an additional sentence until we have an entire letter/reply written. Sound like fun? Send your friends... Go ( Read more... )

It finally happened. I've been waiting all day to for it to happen since seeing the statue fall this morning. A radio personality a couple hours ago compared the ripping down of the statue to the collapse of the Berlin Wall. Even knowing that that comparison would be made I still wanted to vomit ( Read more... )

Well, looks like Gallup is out.

Thank you for your interest in careers with The Gallup Organization. We appreciate the time you spent completing our application process, and we recognize your considerable talents and achievements ( Read more... )

If you haven't read the Onion this week, drop everything and read it. Its hilarious. Who thought humor could be found in current events? Pointed irony, that's who.

Fingers are crossed. Now I just remember that its a one week response time. :c)

"You have successfully completed the online assessment and the initial process of application with The Gallup Organization. Your responses will be automatically transferred into our system. Your candidate information will be analyzed, and finalists for Gallup ( Read more... )