Fuck off with your valentine's day you bunch of fucking cunts.

[mrdog]

I've never felt more cocking single. Why oh why can't I find a Girlfriend? Eh? Eh? Pricks.

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[jamie_anderson]

On the bright side, Morrisons supermarket have what appears to be a full range of Olsen Twins™ DVDs for only £5.99!

And they're right next to the tissue aisle!

[mrdog]

Gah! ANd I've given up self-love for lent.

[jamie_anderson]

My Dad had a saying for situations like these, "The road to Not-Allowing-Self-Pleasure-But-Permitting-Sexing-Fun-With-Others is littered with fat birds and girls with self-esteem issues". But that was my old man for you: practical, straight to the point, and nursing a justified hatred for overweight people.