Move over Jimmy, there's a new Ker in town...

[mrdog]

My Three hours worth of Channel 4 programming would be a sumptuous production of Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle's great work: The Red-headed League. Starring Myself as Sherlock Holmes, Bernie Mac as Doc Watson, Scarlett Johansson as Mrs Hudson, Owen Wilson as Inspector Lestrade, Simon Pegg as Professor Moriarty, Jeremy Spake as Muredered and raped Corpse

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[sitrep]

Seeing as this is on a budget I'm assuming that the galaxy of stars you've assembled (and yourself, natch) will be working gratis just for the love of the work?

[mrdog]

Tell them it's 5 mill or I'm not even getting out of fucking bed.