I despair.

[mrdog]

This post has been a long time coming, but I would like to officially register my absolute and untempered loathing for those fucking hateful ringtone adverts that clog up the television every five seconds. Sweety the Cunting Chick and that Fucking piece of excrement The Crazy Frog fill me with an indescribable rage. Mtzion has witnessed this first

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[sitrep]

I think the same thing, but you put it so nicely.

"the SAME FUCKING, CUNTING VILE PIECE OF SHIT!" Classic.

[jamie_anderson]

And what's the deal with the "Crazy" Frog? You just know his name's really Nigel and he's also an Admin Temp until his acting career really takes off.

And I don't think frogs actually have belly buttons, some that's some CGI cock someone's rendered there...

[brokenhut]

Dude, the crazy frog has been a reliable and solid friend of mine for years. Who can forget the sanity test? (I wonder if it's still around, and if the ring-tone people had to pay the creators of the sound?)

[mrdog]

I hate the pissing crazy frog, but I find Sweety the the bastard chick just theta bit more offensive.

[tin_man_]

I did think of an even more cynical attempt to screw money from 9-year olds:
Fifteen second advert in the style of said bastid-irritating crazyfrog/singing chick.

"Hey kids, this year text your Cristmas list to Santa"

*onlyninetypenceatextandyourserviceproviderwillchargeyoufortheotherfiftymessagessenttoyourphonepromotingchristmasandallitsjoysalsoinnowayshapeorformwillyourtextactuallyreflectyourgiftsthischristmasIhopethisinstilsinyouthebittercynicismthatwillfollowallthroughyourlifeeverychristmashappyholidays*