Feed Me!

[mrdankelly]

You know, me want TV to make more good. But it not do. Why it not make more good for me!?! Me turn on, no good is on most time. Where am good for ME? Me hit TV with gym shoe, but all for naught. Silver Spoons and Tom Brokaw still come on. Me am victim of modern age

Comments

[txtriffidranch]

Yep, yet another self-important hipster at the Times whining about how everything and everybody should stop for him. That much impotent whimpering makes him sound like a Pearl Jam album.

[mrdankelly]

I keep thinking of Canute and the waves.

The other thing is, now this guy has to face his friends after dissing them in the Times. That is if he has any friends.

[txtriffidranch]

If he's like "Frugal Traveler" writer Matt Gross after whining about being able to hang out at the bar all day with his one-year-old daughter, probably not.

[little_octagon]

So YOU'RE the identity behind @drunkhulk on Twitter!

[mrdankelly]

I was going for more of a Kurtzman MAD/Bizarro vibe.