This Is a Crazy Person's Diary

[mrdankelly]

Col. Gentleman's List of Things mrdankelly does not especially need to know as you ponder buying his car.

1. The amount of time your kid spent in jail.
2. Your fights with your wife.
3. That you know about a similar car that's cheaper, in better condition, and has lower mileage, and that's why mrdankelly should sell you his car for a pittance

Comments

[lizzbeth1]

I can sort of brain map the conversations that happened to get you to 2,3,4. 1 and 5 are some leaps of logic though.

[oblomova]

Not mention leaps of taste.

Maybe his brother's sperm count was also on the OBO plan.

[little_octagon]

Jeepers. If it wasn't for the $2.2K I'd swear you were dealing with Freecyclers.