Oh Shit!

[mrdankelly]

All the people who read my blog are dead! IT'S HORRIBLE!

What I wouldn't give to hear their voices one last time. And a sandwich. To hear their voices one last time while eating a really good sandwich. Though in some cases I might just want the sandwich.

Comments

[stmarc]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan... hearken to a voice from Beyond the Veil!

It is important to do the following things:

1) Cause no unnecessary harm to others.

2) Raise up your fellow mortals as best your circumstances allow.

3) Memorize all your credit card numbers, including the expiration dates and those little three-digit-numbers on the back.

Failure to follow these words can produce untold suffering in the World Beyond!

M

[blindgeoff]

I'm terribly sorry, but my death kinda snuck up on me... if I'd known before hand, I'm sure I would have at least invited you to the funeral...

Don't worry though, you didn't miss much... my brother got drunk and aggressive, but my wife shot him and hid the body in one of my brother-in-law's restored Volvos, which is now comfortably located well below the low-tide line off the California coast. Just the usual family get-together.

[wanderingaengus]

Now you find a small boy (Nate?) who helps you make sense of these baffling circumstances ... until the sudden surprise plot twist! It is you, Mr. Kelly, who is the ghost!

[buscemi]

I'm dead? Now I can quit my job! Woot! (Dead people don't have to pay rent, right?)

[eatsoylentgreen]

being dead sucks, as it's hard to get fresh coffee and good Thai.