Lord

[mrdankelly]

Twenty years ago I figured I'd be a serial killer by now. So did a lot of people, though some supposed I'd shoot up a McDonald's.

What went right?

Seriously.

Yes, Mike is good for me, but she's only been around for 11 of those years. Try again, you saps.

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[sclerotic_rings]

I keep asking the same question. I have an interview with a writer at the Dallas Observer next Monday, and I know my name in the article won't be prefaced with "convicted axe murderer and cannibal." And I'm too old to do anything about it now.

[mrdankelly]

Grandma Moses started painting when she was 80. Apply yourself.

[redking666]

No kingly ghost to moisten your gregarious tooth'd-whale, who's moving the herb-stuff'd cigar to his lips?