1. Some people say the Velvet Undergound were the greatest rock band ever. Explain. Use both sides of the paper and attempt to answer without rolling your eyes, making disdainful "psssh!" noises, or employing other band names as adjectives. True or False: Is your answer crafted in fear that your buddies may be listening
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7. If I have in fact become the final arbiter of aesthetics worldwide, where the fuck is my paycheck? Is there some sort of hat involved, or should I provide my own? Compare/contrast this head garment with the pope's triple tiara.
8. Is satire dead? Prepare a mock coroner's report indicate method by which it was assassinated.
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2. Because, you know, it's like, art, man. It comes from the soul (or something.)
3. How could anybody take the Shaggs seriously?
4. The only song of theirs I even remember is Digging Your Scene. That's a pretty random musical reference, Dan. What's going on over there? ;)
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That was the point. Think of it this way: Using a performer like Britney Spears would have been too obviously lame. So I picked some random 80s pop band one might have liked in high school; obscure but not in a "cool" way (the Blow Monkeys aren't Iggy and the Stooges, according to rock critic X, Y, and Z). This randomness thereby makes the act of knee-jerkedly criticizing the band the critic hasn't thought of in decades even more arbitrary and bizarre.
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Oh, yeah, and Andy Warhol was involved, thereby influencing a whole lotta art RAWK pretense, some good, some bad.
True or False: Is your answer crafted in fear that your buddies may be listening?
Probably False.
2. Well, the notion of Excess is supposedly tantamount to the notion of Rebellion, even though Cake's "Rock N' Roll Lifestyle" was able to conclusively argue against this in the space of 3-4 minutes or so...
3. Erm, who are the Shaggs? They a real band, or something?
;-)
I always thought they were akin to the Banana Splits or whatever that early-70s group of people who dressed up in cartoon animal costumes was called. Perhaps because Shaggs puts me in mind The Shaggy Dog ( ... )
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IIIIIIII know it's wrong
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