For the SERIOUS Lovecraft Collector

[mrdankelly]

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[gilmoure]

That is so cool!

What is it?

[mrdankelly]

Yer funnin' me, right?

[gilmoure]

Well, it's obviously C'Thelu but beyond that, is it just a resin cast statue or can it also be used to dice potatoes or hold D&D dice?

[mrdankelly]

I think it's a toilet brush.

[sclerotic_rings]

Hell: you're only 361 days younger than I am, and if I didn't get one of those for my fortieth birthday (seeing as how I've been a Lovecraft fan longer than you), then you don't get one, either. (Dontcha just hate big brother logic?)

Seriously, congratulations on the impending birthday: what do you have planned, and where can we mail presents?

[mrdankelly]

That's okay. I take comfort in the knowledge that Mom always liked me best.

A small party for friends and family, I think, and much drinking of hard cider. I also plan to lock myself in the bathroom with a bottle of whiskey and bemoan my lost youth, crushed dreams, and diminished sexual capacity. Wheeeeeee!

And since you asked...

[sclerotic_rings]

So what makes this different from any other day of the year? At the very least, you should save the cider for Christmas.

[mrdankelly]

But on my birthday I get to wear a funny hat while doing it.