Spat Forth from My Mother's Womb, Clutching Clots of Blood in Both Fists

[mrdankelly]

It's my birthday in one month (Note: As those who know and love me are aware, I celebrate a birthday month known as Dantoberfest, if only because I am a self-possessed pain in the ass. Yea, all preparations must be beginning for the feting of my sloppy issuance into this hellish earth

Comments

[semibold]

and not just ANY Dantoberfest, but the 40th one. All hail! We're firing up ALL the sexy robots for this one.

[alfaguru]

Never mind what you want, it's socks you're getting again.

[mrdankelly]

Sigh... Yes, sir...

Might I have more gruel too, sir?