Tortures of the Damned, Sir. Tortures of the Damned.

[mrdankelly]

I shouldn't complain too much about the basement flooding.

#1 I'm not in Texas. This mini-flood arrived on the heels of some horrendous business, so I'm extra whiny. To quote semibold, "Wah

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[little_octagon]

I'd offer to help you shovel shit, except Pat has dibs on the calendar for this evening. (Damn toddlers and their need for constant supervision.) Not that I don't have my own shit to shovel at home, but most of it is three floors off the ground and therefore odorless.

We can aid in any shit- or toxin-based tasks over the weekend, if you need. We're not pregnant, and we could use the exercise.

[little_octagon]

PS: Pat says that a flooded basement is more than enough to piss someone off all by itself

[mrdankelly]

Sorry, Jackie, just saw this. Thanks for the offer, but it was good for my soul, if not my lungs, to swab that filthy floor.

[semibold]

Not the Cop Porn! Noooooo!

Um, wasn't the city supposed to have installed those "overflow" drainage things a few years ago, because exactly this kind of thing kept happening? Or am I misremembering?

I dunno, regardless, it sucks.

Please ensure that "Wah" is engraved on my tombstone when the time arrives.