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mr_utopia_man

Victory

Apr 19, 2008 14:16

I won a school-sponsored Twinkie-eating contest this afternoon! The first round consisted of eating two sets of two Twinkies, and a short run after each. There were two waves of five contestants, and I participated in the second. Having left the second table before anyone else had finished their first Twinkie there, I was the undisputed winner. ( Read more... )

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terwashere April 19 2008, 22:35:07 UTC

That is AWESOME!

And I think this is the most amusing LJ entry I've read in quite some time.

mr_utopia_man April 20 2008, 01:03:28 UTC

Why, thank you! It was an amusing time for me.
Now if only my abilities had some sort of practical application.... :p

terwashere April 20 2008, 01:11:58 UTC

Well, with all of the twinkies you can consume, in theory, your stomach can withstand a nuclear holocaust as a side effect of eating them.

Or, rather, since you are what you eat, YOU can survive a nuclear holocaust! :D

mr_utopia_man April 20 2008, 01:25:22 UTC

True... even if I did die, I'd be a holy grail of archeology. My body would be miraculously preserved in BHT, and a stomach sample would ultimately lead to a wondrous discovery: that humans of the early 21st century did, in fact, live off of sponge cake and cream.

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nanao April 20 2008, 02:27:36 UTC

How could I EVER mind you falling on top of me? :O <3

:P

mr_utopia_man April 20 2008, 02:30:56 UTC

It wasn't like that! =O

paff_ April 20 2008, 06:19:06 UTC

I admire your Twinkie-eating prowess.

mr_utopia_man April 20 2008, 20:08:15 UTC

Why, thank you! But you ought to see my water-drinking prowess someday... that's where I really shine!

theazureshadow April 20 2008, 20:58:51 UTC

I am mildly disturbed.

mr_utopia_man April 20 2008, 22:10:06 UTC

Oh, you know Twinkies are delicious. I'm sure you would have done the same in my position.

madmarty April 22 2008, 18:06:21 UTC

Wow. I don't know HOW, but I missed this entry until today.

That is epic and incredible even as it's potentially suicidal :P I wish you'd had pictures!

mr_utopia_man April 22 2008, 19:00:27 UTC

Actually, there are two that I know of... let's see if this link works:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30330473&op=1&view=all&subj=214902243&id=149000066&ref=mf
Then click "previous" to see the one after!

If it's not letting you see it, go to my Facebook profile and look in my mini-feed. The two pictures should show up as ones I was tagged in.

And there are people with cameras in the background, so there might be more. :O