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[mr_pyro]

I'm fat. No, really I am. Nobody ever believes me when I say this, but I swear I put on a few pounds overnight. I've been eating so much lately, my body's finally decided to store fat, and it's not good. I think this is a sign I should stop spending so much money on eating out every day, and get my growing ass down to the gym. Last night I ate so

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Your Diet

[anonymous]

Food is bad! Food is evil! The best diet I ever tried consisted of liters of coffee (laxative) and not eating (replacable with couscous salads with no dressing). You're buzzing like a hummingbird, and the pounds fly away! Maybe working out helps too, but I never tried that. Well....I did trie it, but a well defined six pack didn't fit into my Prada pants.

I don't want to see a gram of fat when I come to Boston in one or two weeks!;)

~Vincent