Am-in-al issues.

[mr_one_percent]

So. I have recently come into posession of a kitten. It is tiny and orange and adorable. It is currently being referred to as ... The Kitten. This needs to be remedied. Any suggestions?

(Will accept IC or OOC answers -- just 'cause you're fictional, doesn't mean that your opinion doesn't count!)

Comments

[finalgirl]

Fuzzbutt is my default cat name.

It is also wise to note at this point that the cat must, of course, have three different names.

[mr_one_percent]

Yes, but I only get to pick one of them.

[finalgirl]

Damn. You win. I misremembered the poem.