Meme-meme-meme

[mr_mercutio]

Dear Readers,

I have suffered complete identity-loss amnesia. Please fill in the blanks. Tell me who I am! I trust you, my loving friends, to tell me only the truth and to steer me in the right direction. I am sure no one on the internet would lie to me!

Please help me! You're my only hope!

Comments

[shiftingpath]

I've never known much about you except your name, Reed Richards.

[mr_mercutio]

A good, strong name. I must be super important.

[furiosity]

You posted this pic of yourself just the other day!

[mr_mercutio]

Damn, I look pretty fine! No need to ever look in a mirror again!

[furiosity]

There's more pictures of you and your really hot boyfriend here -- apparently you have a stalker in Japan!

[mr_mercutio]

Woo, I must be super important as well as hot to merit a Japanese stalker! I'm glad this has been clarified so quickly.

Time to go find my hot boyfriend and have some awesome mansex! :D

[shiftingpath]

I also hear you like mudkips.

[mr_mercutio]

For breakfast?

[shiftingpath]

With ketchup.

[mr_mercutio]

Gosh, I must lead an interesting life as a fifteen year old girl, what with this penis I have. Oh the angst! I should go watch Naruto now to cheer myself up.

[mr_mercutio]

Wait a minute... *looks down at chest* THE THIRD NIPPLE MUST BE ON MY BACK. I'm even more of a freak than I realized! No one must ever write fic about me, because it would be inappropriate. *halo*