Comments | mr_colbert: I am the winner of everything

mr_colbert

I am the winner of everything

Jan 23, 2006 00:17

As I was cruisin' away from the city this weekend an interesting thing happened to me. I was right in the middle of my own rousing rendition of "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas and so busy dropping some mad beats on the steering while that I was caught by surprise when my car made a very unnatural BUMP and shot backward. When I ran out onto the ( Read more... )

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clarequilty January 23 2006, 15:27:55 UTC

OH SNAP! *falls over laughing* YOU WIN AT LIFE.

You just made my day.

mr_colbert January 23 2006, 16:37:17 UTC

I have that effect on people. It's a gift. And of course I win at life. I win at everything.

clarequilty January 23 2006, 17:04:09 UTC

Yeah, seriously, you do. I could be suicidal and you could still manage to make me feel awesome. It's freaky...

*offers a declious dreamcicle*

mr_colbert January 23 2006, 17:06:07 UTC

Freakishly fantastic you mean.

Oooh! Dreamsicle! *starts to much on it really fast, thinks the better of it and slows down*

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i_warren January 23 2006, 21:42:03 UTC

You. Murderer.

mr_colbert January 24 2006, 02:01:04 UTC

Word.

i_warren January 24 2006, 02:44:25 UTC

Well.

I didn't want to do this, but...

Congratulations, Colbert: you're officially my new nemesis.

I'd be scared.

mr_colbert January 24 2006, 02:50:05 UTC

Oh please. You've had it in for me since day one. This just gives you a reason (a poor one at that) to go after me.

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