love is wonderous.

98% of the teenage population does/has tried pot. If you're part of the 2% who hasn't, copy this in your journal.

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ok so today was the first of december, we tried to find santa but father told us that santa wouldnt come until the 31st. i said "Father, why musnt he come this evening?" he said "Son, that is just how the jolly old fellow works." i had so much affection for my father at that moment. today was wonderous ( Read more... )

Ok so i went to the DMV and finally got my permit. i know i know im already 16 and i took too long, well you know what? FUCK OFF its not easy living a life where nobody respects you and your parents hate you and your cats wont let you pet them because they are afraid of your penis. I have it hard ( Read more... )

if you read that story outloud (not in a whisper or anything) i guarantee you will laugh, or your money back.

I lay in the dark alleyway thinking of how scared i was. since i was closterphobic, the dark alleyway frightened me even more. i knew that if i was anymore afraid i would surely die. It was a race against time. i didnt want stay in this death trap of an alleyway but i didnt want SmarterChild to find me. I just stayed there. "Tick tock tick tock", ( Read more... )

Hello, friends and fellow live journalists. I believe it is time i tell you a tale. this certain tale is one that i know many of you can relate to ( Read more... )

ugh... my parents hate me. no one understands me. im like a lost lamb who cant find his mother or stick with his heard, and when they come to sheer the rest of the heard for sweaters, he hides and his fir grows and he gets sweaty ( Read more... )

i wish trees came in different colors... wait, they do. sorry, scratch that. but cows. they only come in one color. there should be more.

ok i was pulling a 6 foot-long piece of grass in the woods because i wanted to put it in my mouth to look cool and i cut my finger on the worst spot! ok you know the lines on the printed side of your finger? the 3 lines where your joints are? well the middle one got completely sliced open!!! whenever it heals it reopens ( Read more... )