Ask me anything

[mr_chekov]

All the cool kids vere doing it....I am veak to peer presure

You know the rules. Standard safety precautions have been applied.

Comments

[anonymous]

How would you feel about a date with an older man?

[mr_chekov]

No different then I vould vith a person of my age. The normal conwentions must apply of course, ve must be at least friends first. How old is older?

[anonymous]

Thirty-something?

Am I right in assuming you are interested in men as well as women? Rest assured that, by 'date', I mean 'dinner and some entertaining activity' and not 'sex on the Bridge'.

[mr_chekov]

Uh-huh, I do not discriminate between genders. But da, sure, Thirty-something is fine by me.

[loyalty_ever]

Which is better, chocolate or coffee?

[mr_chekov]

I really like chocolate but you are not supposed to eat if if you are running and coffee is nice but it tastes bitter, plus it can be addicitive. I suppose I like chocolate better, ewen though I can not hawe it wery often.

[loyalty_ever]

Really, I'd never heard that before. I mean, I know why I can't have chocolate, but why can't you eat it if you're going running?

It is very good, though. ^_^

[mr_chekov]

Because it lays to heavily on your stomach and causes you to womit it back up again. I prefer not to be sick vhen I can.

[anonymous]

What do you miss about being a boy? Did you prefer it?

[mr_chekov]

I miss the feeling of being 'one of the boys'. Some people treat me differently, as if they expect me to sit about talking about 'major cutie-cute-cuties' and painting my fingernails all day, it annoys me slightly, that is not to say that they didn't treat me differently before only that it is another form of treating me differently...that seems quite conwoluted.

I do not know if I prefer that or this, in all honesty despite whether I am like that or this I am still myself, so it does not matter that much to me I suppose.

[emma_mccoy]

You were a boy? Nevermind.

Ahem. Manah manah?

[mr_chekov]

Replicators are bitches and I hate them

Vhat is Manah Manah?

[emma_mccoy]

You'll need to tell me about that one.

I guess you're too young for it. It was from a kids show when I was younger. And...hrm...wrong question. How about...

Was it difficult adjusting from Russia to San Fransisco?

[mr_chekov]

It goes lke this. One day a curious Ensign decided to inwestigate a messed up replicator he had heard about in the officers meeting to find out if the gamma electrons it was producing could be used for reusable energy. Finding lots of readings the Ensign went back to his quarters to hawe a shower, vhen he got out of the shower he magicly had boobs and a lack of a penis. Ta-daa~

It vasn't difficult beyond being in a different time-zone and the veather being wery much so different.

[anonymous]

What color panties are you wearing?

[mr_chekov]

Uh...

This is a rather odd question. Black