Fuck, I'm about to have to spend a night or two in the hospital. This is gay. I'm going to be bored as fuck

So yesterday I at first at Thansgiving whatever with my family which was boring, especially since I was hungover. Suckage. But when I got home around 5 me, Luke, and Joe went with the Asians to eat. Once again whenever me and Lue are around the gooks we have to prove we can out drink them so I too four big ass shots of Everclear and I got FUCKED ( Read more... )

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You scored 76% Sociability and 47% Sophistication!

You are happy around most people, and take pleasure in breaking large groups up into smaller, more managable units. This makes you something of a manager, though your subtlety makes it easy for others to overlook this aspect of your character. You are comfortable in most situations, and ( Read more... )

Dude, I keep on seeing this woman come into my store and she scares the hell out of me so much that next time I'm going to keep her occupied and call an exersit because she looks just like fucking Hilary Duff and that makes her really annoying. Especially since she keeps on kinda flirting with me but I'm not into the Duff. Next time I'll rob her ( Read more... )

I'm not even going to lie about it, Mobile is fucked up pretty bad. My laptop's power is about to die so I'm going to lose all contact with the outside world. The destruction is really bad, trees are down all over the roads, the powerlines are down, no power, all the signs are gone, traffic lights went bye bye, and everything I think is still ( Read more... )

My mom told me the most inspiring story. She was at Wal Mart last night when some firefighters from Biloxi came into the store, still dirty from being at work and so my mom went up to them and asked what they were doing. She said that they said that they were buying stuffed animals for all the little kids who they were still rescuing to cheer ( Read more... )

Well boy and girls, here I am...without power and online. That's pathetic. Na, this storm sucks and hopefully it'll fuck up my car so I can get insurance money, haha. If you're asking how I'm online with no power the answer is simply laptop and we still have the phoneline so I just hooked it in. I think almost all of Mobile is without power now ( Read more... )

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I went to a really big family reunion thingy this weekend and actually had a lot of fun. I love my extended family because even though they're all country and rednecks they're all completely out of their fucking minds. What other family do you know where it's tradition to stay completely shitfaced on Friday and Saturday night? Not many, that's ( Read more... )

Well highty ho, everybody. I haven't updated in awhile so how is everyone? I'm super. Things have been going really well lately and I'm becoming so happy that it's almost gay. A lot of new changes and it's good. I'm getting a free new drumset! That's awsome because I love my drumming. Last night I also discovered how much I really want to learn ( Read more... )