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[mr_blandy_bland]

[Canada should have learned his lesson from Valentine's Day, never eat the candy this place gives up. Unfortunately he didn't. After being outside when he ate the bitter candy seeing his frozen skin twinkle in the sun, and in fear of finding the choke candy again, he decides to stop eating them, go back inside and cover up

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[commie_island]

[Coming over.]

Hey Canada!

[commie_island]

[Also his dad is Spain. The Obliviousness is genetic. ]

[mr_blandy_bland]

[What if a drone sees him, what if he makes the drones start going after him with pitchforks and torches. Not that he's not used to getting beat up...but still...]

[commie_island]

[Then Cuba will totally beat up the drones for you.]

[mr_blandy_bland]

[screw everything!!! He takes the takes the hood off his head.]

Mr. Cuba....

[commie_island]

Yeah?

[mr_blandy_bland]

[He stands up and unzips and unbuckles his coat and tosses it on the bench. He then steps into some sunlight.]

I ate some candy earlier and this is what is did.

[commie_island]

.....

It coated you in glitter?

[mr_blandy_bland]

Um...n-no. It doesn't wash off. I think it turned me into a vampire.

[commie_island]

....a glittery vampire?

[mr_blandy_bland]

That's the only thing I can think of. I mean it's like out of that book or something.

[commie_island]

.....

[Thinking, thinking.]

....That book America's person wrote.

[He remembered Romania and his brother being mad about that for some reason.]

[mr_blandy_bland]

Yes.

America forced me read it before I ended up here because he thought it was cool.

[commie_island]

.....any good?

[mr_blandy_bland]

It was okay, so was the movie. But I can see why Mr. Romania was angry about it.

[Quickly grabs the coat and puts it back on because he remembers he's standing there glowing and probably blinding people as they walk by.]

[commie_island]

That is kinda his thing, isn't it.

So now what? You're a vampire now? That why you can't eat anything?