Comments | mr_a_fell: Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths...

mr_a_fell

Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths...

Jan 19, 2010 01:39

Now that I have what I am told is a rather nice computing device, I decided to use the google to explore the inter-net. I have one thing and only one thing to say.

THE INTER-NET HAS RUINED THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

Even when searching over a mere handful of web sites, I found myself absolutely aghast with how poorly you humans people write in these ( Read more... )

i suspect you crowley., computers, is this thing on?, what is an 'internet'?

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notrepublic January 19 2010, 08:45:15 UTC

WTF

ROFLMAO has nothing to do with China....

mr_a_fell January 19 2010, 08:46:52 UTC

Again with these nonsensical words...

It doesn't? Then I'm afraid that I find myself hopelessly confused.

notrepublic January 19 2010, 08:47:37 UTC

No. It stands for 'Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off'.

mr_a_fell January 19 2010, 08:49:15 UTC

O-Oh dear! And to think that I was using such a thing so carelessly! I do hope I haven't made any other such errors.

librariansheart January 20 2010, 05:11:59 UTC

There are some rrrrrather nyodd sayings nyout there... They seem to be acronyms of some sort. Nyeye haven't don't much looking into it yet... There are very few books which have suffered this that I've found.

mr_a_fell January 21 2010, 07:05:07 UTC

Well that certainly is a relief. I had begun to worry about the intellectual demise of the human race.

Lol Trolled tempting_angels January 20 2010, 21:18:09 UTC

Just w8 until u discover 1337 sp33k.

What, you mean you aren't enjoying the int3rw3bs?

Go look up encyclopedia dramatica because I enjoy your distress..

mr_a_fell January 21 2010, 07:06:41 UTC

I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU.

Return to me when you learn how to use language correctly.

And I will refrain from taking any more of your advice when it comes to the inter-net.

I WAS HELPING. Kind of. tempting_angels January 21 2010, 07:24:49 UTC

Just because you are too stubborn and old-fashioned to keep up with the times, does not mean my advice is bad. and it is Internet. Azirapahle. Perhas it would be better if you just refer to it as 'the web'. And I assure you I did not make that one u. This WAS your sides idea to begin with, after all.

HOW IS THIS HELPING. mr_a_fell January 21 2010, 07:35:00 UTC

The inter-net was supposed to be a tool for furthering the human race! Not setting them back several thousand years!

Ow, my head.