Los Angeles, Zero's apartment, Sunday evening

[mparkerceo]

"ZERO!"

Knock knock!

"OPEN UP! I have chocolate bunnies and a plan!" Pound pound pound pound pound!

This'll end well.

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[swerval_zero]

Zero opened the door a few inches and said, "Tell me more about the bunnies."

She had an inch and a half of dirty blonde roots showing. This was never good.

[mparkerceo]

Parker stuck a hand through the door, holding a foil-wrapped bunny that looked like it could kick the ass of most G.I. Joe dolls and possibly their girlfriends.

"Holy Christ. What is up with your hair?!"

[swerval_zero]

"This bunny is acceptable," Zero declared, opening the door the rest of the way.

Somewhere in the apartment, Fish squawked, "Bunny is acceptable!"

She reached up to pat her hair. "Oh. I...haven't gotten around to doing it lately? I can't decide what color to make it." Yeah. It was that bad.

[mparkerceo]

Parker stared, and then swept into the apartment, scanning it for other signs of mental disarray. "Okay, enough is enough. Your public demands your genius. And clearly, that's got you... not-you."

Because seriously.