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mparkerceo

2:30 AM, GMT, Oxford, England

Apr 26, 2008 19:31

Parker's asleep. Dreaming of sales on Versace and being trailed by muscular guys carrying her luggage, if you must know. Some of them are speaking Russian.

[for any weetinies who think Auntie Parker would loooove to hear from them.]

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notlostyouare April 27 2008, 02:09:52 UTC

That sound there, that ringy sound?

Let's just say Parker's caller ID says BRIDGE on it.

mparkerceo April 27 2008, 02:15:12 UTC

And again, she'd been silly enough to doze off. Maybe she'd hoped it was all over.

Parker stared at the phone, calculated the odds, and said, "If you're under six and calling from that phone, I bet I can guess your naaaaame."

notlostyouare April 27 2008, 02:21:12 UTC

That could be a problem, but Bronwyn shoots a look at Daddy - the one whose phone she's not holding, then makes her voice higher. Like she just let a floaty balloon go fzzzzzt in her mouth. Which she's, uh. Never done. Really.

"....Mommy?"

Across from her on the couch, Daddy gives her two big thumbs up.

mparkerceo April 27 2008, 02:24:22 UTC

And that would be the sound of Parker sounding like she'd inhaled said balloon, including the plastic and the string. "Aaaieeeek." Choke. Breathe. "Hi? Sweetie? Or. Yeah. I guess?"

notlostyouare April 27 2008, 02:26:52 UTC

"Daddy said--" Bronwyn tries, really, she does. "Daddy said I should call you 'cuz...he said...eeeeheeeheeheeeeeheeeheeeheeeheeeheeeheeeheeeeeee..."

She TRIED, okay?

mparkerceo April 27 2008, 02:30:01 UTC

"Your Daddy said-- waitaminit." She knew that giggle from last year. "Bronwyn Carson, are you messing with me? Hunh?" Parker picked up a pillow to smother her own giggles into. "Your daddies are in so much trouble."

notlostyouare April 27 2008, 02:33:40 UTC

"Daddies can't get in trouble! They're big peoples!"

mparkerceo April 27 2008, 02:35:25 UTC

"They can get in trouble with me, and they know it," Parker insisted, grinning. "I sent them pizza in the middle of the night last time. What should I send them this time?"

notlostyouare April 27 2008, 02:37:14 UTC

"Kittenses!" Bronwyn says immediately, thinking of her plottery with Melly earlier today.

mparkerceo April 27 2008, 02:41:43 UTC

"Ooooooo. I like this idea. Three kittens, or four?" Parker asked.

notlostyouare April 27 2008, 02:58:28 UTC

"Umptyteen?" Bronwyn suggests.

mparkerceo April 27 2008, 03:46:26 UTC

Parker chortled. "Okay then! Maybe not umpty umptyteen, but a lot."

That'd show them. Or... hmm. Oh, even better. "Just look for a surprise tomorrow night, okay, Bron? This is going to take a little time to set up, if I can swing it." She grinned. "If not, I'll just have to remember it for lots later. What year is it, when you get home?"

notlostyouare April 27 2008, 03:53:00 UTC

"Silly! It's two thousand and t--" And then there's a lot of static.

mparkerceo April 27 2008, 03:56:21 UTC

"Awwwww...." Okay, Parker was hoping there. "All right, no cheating. I'll figure it out. You're getting a kitten, one way or the other, okay?" She grinned. "Hug your daddies and tell them they are so not funny."

notlostyouare April 27 2008, 04:16:26 UTC

"Okay, but they are too funny! Didn't Daddy ever do the Snoopy dance for you?"

mparkerceo April 27 2008, 04:18:54 UTC

"You know, I'm not sure he ever did?" She grinned. "Think I should make him do it when I see him at Graduation next week?"

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