Beep beep, Let's Play in progress
This is me trying something new.
LET'S PLAY--
...Wait. No. That doesn't look right.
Awww yeah, get out your top hats, monocles, teacups and wands because it's time for LET'S PLAY--
This is a Gameboy Color game that was released in 2001 by EA Games, as you can see. This is also a game that I grew up with and still love, though it has its...flaws. And makes me do silly things like feel angry at something that was made for children.
Anyway, let's start.
"...Order of Brevity, first class."
Oh, I forgot to mention, these character portraits are something else.
If by something else, I mean Hagrid looks like he has a rotten squash for a nose.
That's because there is none like it. This is Ollivander's Wand Shop, as yeh can see by the sign.
:|a
...Are you sure we're just not in front of a particularly large fireworks booth?
I'll go in and see to yeh getting a wand. Yeh can explore a bit if yeh like 'fore you join me inside.
...
THE FUCK?
You just left an eleven year old orphan boy all alone in a place he's never been before surrounded by strangers in a WHOLE WORLD he doesn't understand and--!
...later at Gringotts bank.
DON'T DERAIL THE SUBJECT, YOU--
...Welcome back to Let's Play Harry Potter and the Rampant Abandonment Issues. Now we're going to talk to the Travelocity Gnome's cousin here--
...find yours. Try this one first.
No
I'm not going there.
Obviously not the right one for you. Maybe you'll have better luck with this wand.
I'M NOT GOING THERE.
Still not working? You must need a very special wand.. [sic]
HE'S ELEVEN, GUYS. ELEVEN.
Try this one. It's holly and phoenix feather.
~Dance magic, dance~
...Flipendo and Vermillious Uno, which will protect you in magic encounters.
But I thought underaged wizards weren't allowed to use magic outside of school?
WHAT WAS THAT? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME NOT CARING ABOUT GAME MECHANICS CRITICISMS.
What I meant to say was--I can't pay for it, though.
Don't worry, you're already paying for it with the blood of your parents and all the innocents that were slaughtered with your wand's brother.
What?
Whoops--we're not bringing that up in this game. I MEANT--
I'm still not going there.
In fact, I am NEVER GOING THERE.
Next time on Let's Play Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Philosopher's Stone!
Walking around and item collecting while level grinding.
AKA: Part II--Why this is a Screenshot LP.